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Window Seat - Erykah Badu
(via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
(via cineathome)
this morning
-woke up on the floor of the bathroom
-its snowing, again
-found my hat and cigarettes
-2 bruises and 3 scrapes
-i have the hiccups
-ate a breakfast burrito
-a cat stole my cinnamon roll
-realized i peed on my hoodie
-got my mindgrapes blown by skins (i’m behind, fuck you)
-remembered why i only allow myself to go out one night a week
-is this really the way a 24 year old should act?
-think mardi gras is a really good idea
last night
-sang like a virgin at karaoke
-drank too many whiskey sours, obviously
-lost my hat and cigarettes
-took off my hoodie and peed on it
-passed out in the girls bathroom
-took off all my clothes in the girls bathroom
-had to be carried out of the bar (wearing only my fruity h&m briefs)
-met the ambien walrus in real life
-she was really pretty and mysterious, she kept making me take shots
-should i go to mardi gras?
-all of this happened before midnight
